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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 06:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

How can I fall asleep fast at night?

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Thomson Reuters Ushers in the Next Era of AI with Launch of Agentic Intelligence - Thomson Reuters

Thumbs down again.

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

Can a mother forget her child after she puts him or her up for adoption?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Here's What To Expect From A New COVID Variant Going Around - BuzzFeed

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Potential measles exposure in Bernalillo, Sandoval and Santa Fe counties - KOAT

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

Do you think your landlord should have a key to your room?

Then came..

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Denise Austin’s 5 Habits to Tackle Stubborn Belly Fat - Eat This Not That

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Advice for trying GLP-1 drugs for weight loss from a doctor who's been there - NPR

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Here are all the former F1 drivers on the 2025 Le Mans 24 Hours Hypercar grid - Motorsport.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Why do boobs of some girls bounce when they walk?

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?